Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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