it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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