I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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