On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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