I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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