I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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