Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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