The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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