Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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