evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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