great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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