I didn't shave. On purpose
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize