just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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