I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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