It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Alive.
So much puke
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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