I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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