I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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