I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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