His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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