do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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