Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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