Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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