There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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