the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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