this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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