Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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