Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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