Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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