Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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