so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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