it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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