dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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