I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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