so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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