I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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