they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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