I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize