I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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