dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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