I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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