We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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