Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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