My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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