3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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