For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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