Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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