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I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So much rum. So many feels.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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