I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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