so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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