i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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